KEYBOARD – Hardware used to enter errors into a computer.

Janeane Garofalo

May 3, 2003 - 2:49pm

Janeane Garofalo

Before the war in Iraq started, Garofalo told the following to Bill O’Reilly on the O’Reilly Factor:


“I would be so willing to say I’m sorry, I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say you were wrong, you were a fatalist, and I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, hey, you were right, I shouldn’t have doubted you.”


She also told Hollywood Reporter correspondent Paul Bond:


“There’s no way a war in Iraq will go well.”


“If you’re wrong and we defeat them with minimal casualties, and the Iraqi people say ‘God Bless America for removing Saddam Hussein,’ will you admit you were wrong?” Bond asked


“I want to be wrong. I would hold a press conference. I’ll bring orchids to Laura Bush and Dick Cheney!”


Well, even the harshest critics will not argue that the war did not go well. But, here is Janeane’s comment about the apology to WABC Radio’s Steve Malzberg:


“I have nothing to apologize for.”

Uh … huh?

“Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.”

— George W. Bush

Discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, as quoted by Robertson