Summa minutiae: Incense = child abuse

The Catholic Church said today it would take seriously a Government minister’s concern over the threat posed to health by the use of incense.

I could go over how silly this is and how much it sucks and how stupid the people participating in this are and I could say how much I hate this and that about it but I think what I need to do is just summarize my feelings about the whole thing in two words:

That’s stupid.