The [iPhone] interface makes all the other mobile devices I have around the office look dumpy and half-functional; the sleek form factor makes my other smartphones look morbidly obese. I want to pick them up and gaze upon them pityingly, then throw them all in a blender and hit “puree.”
Boing Boing: Jesusphone: He is Risen

I’ve heard the same sentiment from others, but none quite so graphic or amusing.