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“To hurry through one’s leisure is the most unbusiness-like of actions.” — “A Somewhat Improbable Story.” Tremendous Trifles – G. K. Chesterton
Whoa.
Are you telling me that I can dodge bullets?
What I’m telling you is… after I’m finished with you… you won’t have to.
Woah.
Woah.
Woah.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wayyy too close to be a coincidence, lol!!!
whoaaa bob.
Thats to similar to be coincidental.
ITS FATE.
WE FAIL!
Cotton Hill would make a much better president
Woah.
Wait didn’t Cotton Hill get captured in a Vietnam Prison camp just like McCain too weird.
umm, no. cotton killed nazis and despises vietnam vets.
No, he killed japs.
Who makes these connections anyhoo?
whooaaa…
Whoa.
worst show on tv = worst duo for president/vp in the us?
~~King of the Hill Rocks my wo0rld!~~
Whoa.
photoshopped
you’re photoshopped
your photogayed
fail
fail
fail
win
FAIL
black man vs. cotton, who will win?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best. Comment. Ever.
Haha that was the funniest thing ever.
I never thought about that.. WOW..
Presidential election fail.
Whoa…
Except that Peggy Hill would be much better qualified. She’s at least a good person.
So you wants da brother ta win! Gold toofuses, medallion and a Cadillac!
Long live the underground railroad!
Wow. That’s impressive. You echo exactly the racist and bigoted mentalities we’re hearing about from the supporters that attend McCain and Palin rallies. So it would appear that the majority of the people still supporting Cotton/Peggy are, what, scared of his race and his father’s religion? Really?
That’s kind of sad, honestly.
No personally I am scared of his ties to known terrorist, his socialist views on taxation, yes his reverend Wright religion, his associations with people who commit voter fraud, his advisors who consist of high ranking Freddy and Fanny executives, the unscrupulous means of receiving a discount on the home he lives in, his lack of patriotism and a whole host of other shady acts. Sleep now and wake up in a socialist society. WAKE UP NOW!
His ties? Come on now, you don’t really believe that shit, do you? A man did some nasty things forty years ago, paid the price for it, and now is trying to give back to his community and you want to try and make it sound like he’s fucking Bin Ladin in a Motel 6 on the weekend.
Socialist views on taxation? You mean “pay according to your ability”? That the rich should actually be paying taxes instead of finding ways to avoid them?
Associations with voter fraud? What the hell, man? Are you paying attention at all? That’s a group of people that did their own thing and weren’t even supported by ACORN proper, much less anyone that supported ACORN. Fuck, man, I wouldn’t (and don’t) hold Cotton/Peggy responsible for the racist and violent views of their followers and I certainly wouldn’t hold them responsible for any actions those crazy people take in their names. It’s out of their control.
And, finally, LACK OF PATRIOTISM? What the HELL are you talking about? How can you not see a man that dedicated his life to community-building as anything but a modern patriot? Who loves his country more than the man that dedicates his life to the citizens of that country and bettering their lives?
I am awake, and I’m shocked that there are people as ignorant as you still in my country. How many generations do we have left until your kind dies out, again?
You’re going to be one of the people who will be crying for their rights in 2 years. Democrats will pass laws that permit voter registration and voting on the same day so anyone can vote, legal or not. They will suppress free speech until there is no where left for you to find the truth without violating their law. Unions will gain so much power that businesses will send jobs over seas to escape taxation and union control. McCain is an American hero for what he sacrificed in war, other than that he is no better for this position. Many of his policies are just as bad if not worse than Hussein, but if it comes down to four more years of the same, I will take my chances and try again next time when fascism is not my other option. By the way, you sound just like Hitler (“How many generations do we have left until your kind dies out, again?”) You should come out of your parent’s basement for some fresh air some time.
I’m already crying for my rights; Cheney’s done a lovely job of taking them away.
Voter registration on the same day as voting is an extremely progressive and wonderful idea currently in use effectively in many states in the union. I would hope that it spreads nationwide so that voter caging can finally come to an end.
The power balance between companies and unions is truly epic and it does tilt to and fro with each administration. If either get too powerful, we’re all in for it. However, right now, companies are far more powerful and need to be broken, so I’m for a little more union power if that’s how we’re going to solve it.
Four more years of the same will destroy us. We cannot let that happen.
Fascism will not come from the Democratic Party. They’re more interested in socialism (little S) and mild authoritarianism. It’s the elephants in the room that want massive authoritarianism under the guise of federalism (just like they want to be conservative spenders but push deficit spending). Fear those monkeys if you need to be scared of something.
Please post some links to where you get some of your information. I do respect your views and am open minded, I will not change my mind but I never turn down information.
lulzzzzz
I accidentally lol
Meme fail, I accidentally THE lol.
Love, Anon.
Hey! That is a major insult to Peggy Hill!
“Thats to similar to be coincidental.”
hahahaha retard
seriously tho vote obama
Photoshoped.
What is photoshopped? seriously it 4 images in one image the resemblance is real the photos apperances were not altered.. do u not know what mccain and palin look like and the cartoon are cartoon from king of the hill.. idiot
You suck at Irony
You see, sometimes people say things to get a rise out of others, or just to be ridiculous.
If you asked a guy what he did last night, and he replied with, “your mom”, would you laugh or say, “My mom lives 1500 miles away, and since I saw you at work yesterday, it’s not possible for you to have traveled that far and back again in time for work, so you must be an idiot.”?
I’m guessing you wouldn’t laugh, either that or I just fell into the same trap… damn
thats crazy
Impossible. Cotton hates Peggy! The last person he’d elect VP is a woman.
And it is crazy how similar they look.
I can’t imagine McCain loves Palin, really. He wanted Lieberman or Ridge, IIRC.
OMFG! Brilliant!
Woah!
thats not accident
Whoa.
Let me think this over again. Your afraid of McCain but your to blind to notice the Muslim who associates with racist America hating priest and Terrorists. If McCain was even closely associated to any of these types he would have been ran out of congress, but you all just ignore when its a Democrat running WHOA! Your so fricken blind and want change so bad you’ll sell your soul and freedom for it. Well here’s a clue change will happen for sure, but God help us for Liberal Ideology!
A) Obama is not Muslim. His father and step father were agnostic men from Muslim cultures, but he is Christian. Neither is a mark against him.
B) Hagee, Parsley, Palin’s home church of Wasilla Assembly of God, etc. All foaming-at-the-mouth American fundamentalist Christianist radicals, all associated with McCain. Not to mention Palin’s ties to the Alaskan secession party. And the long-running and deep ties between the GOP in general and their unholy alliance with the theocratic Right, including the dangerous, apocalyptic and violent extremists of the “Left Behind” crowd.
DUDE AWESOME FUCKIN RESPONSE
Just like if Obama graduated in the bottom 5 in his class, had affairs, multiple wives, and a bad temper, or was even closely associated to the Keating five, he would have been ran out of congress, but you all just ignore when its a white man running WHOA!
the utter incompetence of this comment make me want to move to some other country… i mean how could people with the intelligence of a teaspoon still be allowed to even speak…
I’m truly sorry you are so brainwashed….. those commercials dont work on me! Besides even McCain stopped using the terrorist claim….wasn’t helping his campaign to lie like that..
It’s hard to believe that a Country as great as the USA could have so many ignorant stupid racists in it. Imagine how great you could be without them.
From Canada
sigh
Yeah. It’s kind of depressing, isn’t it? I have no idea where these idiots came from, but certainly a large number of morons found this and shat all over the comments.
Well, at least we know a good portion of America is “over it” and voting for O/B.
Canada,
Hey, go back to the attic and stay out of our business beotch eh?
I bet there is about 1,000 unemployed Canadians reading this and saying the words “Whoah, eh!”.
I have a couple friends from Canadia. They are from college. I’m not a racist. Canadia has good beers and happy mooses. Whoa.
What’s the big deal with having a black guy for a president eh?
That’s what I’m saying. The 50s are well over by now. It’s time to move on…
“If McCain was even closely associated to any of these types he would have been ran out of congress”
Well, McCain served on the board of directors for an ultra-right wing racist group called “US Council for World Freedom” who sponsored death squads in central america and Palin is close buddies with a group called ‘Alaska Independence Party’ whose america-hating founder was killed in a plastic explosives deal gone bad. There’s your terror connections right there.
Woah.
ok so it has come to my attention that at the end of the blog it has turned into an election debate….. wtf eh? but anyway i think that yeah either way you vote it doesnt matter cuz the electorial votes overrule and again either way were voting for the vp because mccains gonna die in office if elected and obama will be shot….. you know its true. and your all pretty retarted to me especially the ones who say “PHOTOSHOPPED!” about everything its just an observation made by someone assholes. the end.
Maybe you should try reading xkcd. Maybe you’d get it.
That is one of the dumbest comments ever.
1) Assuming genes has anything to do with it, McCain won’t die in office. His mother is still alive! I know plenty of people who are over 80. He will just be very old if he wins and serves 2 terms.
2) To even suggest that Obama will be shot is completely retarded. That is so shortsighted.
people who spell retarded incorrectly are retarted
what the #$!#@$()!@#!@#
1.waiting for some one to drop the N-bomb here
2.Woah
3.I’m F***ing canadian and proud to be, so grab a beer and get the hell up here
4.definitely ‘shopped, that never happened
5.it’s fun to watch people get angry on “TEH INTERNETZ”
PLEASE VOTE FOR OBAMA HE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! NOT BUSH THE 3RD. BOO ON REPUB AMERICA! WE NEED A CHANGE! OBAMA BIDEN 08!!!!!!
daniel you suck. you didn’t past why, because there’s no reason why! wat has obama done? nothing. he’s made a promise that he WON’T keep. why dont you go to a website with something supporting mcain on it and argue, instead of being “yep“ed and “uh-huh“ed by the rest of these homos!
Yep, here I go.
Dear “Daniel Sucks,”
It is most helpful to one when one’s argument does not contain profane and ignorant insults, such as “homos.” This is not, despite popular belief, a synonym for stupid. If this Daniel were to stumble into a chat with a bunch of Republicans discussing the issues, and this would happen if any of us were to walk into our opposer’s LION’S DEN (because let’s face it, that’s all internet chats are these days), his thoughts would not come across. The likelihood of any dedicated Democrat/Republican/Other to change their minds this late in the game is unlikely. Yes, maybe worth trying, but a meaningless chat board will have little to no effect on anyone. Also, please, and I mean this with the utmost respect and dignity…
suck my balls.
I love you, will you marry me.
To further your point. The people most likely to change their minds are the new voters and/or the independents, but it will still be hard.
Whoa. For real.
Whoa.
This is the best comparison yet.
Whoa.
Add to the earlier comments that Palin was prayed over by Muthee the african minister at her pentecostal church who said a prayer of protection over her to protect her from “Witchcraft and Sorcery” when she ran for governor.
Obama has my vote. If McCain gets elected he will die in office, and that means the dumb broad Palin will be running the country. Hi honestly who would want that. Plus we need to put an end to the dumbass republicans that have been runnin this country. Our economy was at an all time low with Bush in office. I beg u too remember when Clinton was in office and our economy was soaring. Just a lil note provin we dont need another George Bush. And as for all this racism. Get with the times people. Skin color makes no difference. I wish you could go through what I do in a day. Yall would break down and cry.
Tank (West Side)Obama is more likely to die because of all the extreme racists/the Clintons.
It has nothing to do with BO’s race. He’s a Marxist. It’s as obvious as the nose on my face. It is mystifying to me that it’s not obvious to the rest of you. The Barry, Harry and Nancy show will be an unmitigated disaster for this country for both the economy and security. In addition, I was in the service for 8 years, USMC and US Army. BO is the last person I’d want to be my commander in chief.
And Marx was right about more than a few things. You can’t help but look at America now, with the CEOs walking away with millions and the “riff-raff” losing their homes, and not see that there’s some class warfare going on.
@tank…..please take a economics class! Have you ever heard of the economic cycle???????? http://www.investorwords.com/1641/economic_cycle.html here is a little help…....and stop bitching about how bush brought the economy down! This crisis was brought about by congress and the fed not bush’s policy’s!!
Come on Hanks Wife….. We can run this here country.
And Palin is going to shoot me.
...
Ohhh.
Lets look at this objectively:
1) McCain win =
- ridicule and fear from the rest of the world
- dumb creationist bitch gets in when he dies
- holy war to distract people from economic meltdown
- armageddon
- cockroaches and Australians inherit the world
- (Australians still feel inferior)
2) Obama win =
- US reputation around the work goes up a notch (to minus fourteen)
- a couple of wars end (money saved averts economic meltdown)
- things go well until...
...some dumb redneck shoots him
- luckily he lives
- puppies and cookies for everyone
- (Australians still feel inferior)
Oh, and the cartoon thing? woah!
Whoa. That’s freaky, man.
http://islanesia.deviantart.com/art/Tribute-to-McCain-Palin-08-98262081
Haha. That is so fake!
Too many people already won this thread, and almost as many failed in epic fashion.
So….whoa!
Hey all you ranting liberal bashers out there – “God wants you to SHUT UP” (that’s a quote from the movie “OH,GOD”).
JESUS WAS A LIBERAL.
And don’t insult Hank’s wife – she’s a good lady.
“definitely ‘shopped, that never happened”
Stupid retards can´t you say any other thing?
is ‘shoped, is’shped, definitively photoshoped.
I could be photoshoped it could be paintbrushed, paintshpoed, gimped, etc, etc, the are just images put together of cartoon and actual pictures YOU FUCKING MORONS STOP REPEATING LIKE GOATS IT’S SHOPPED!! at least
Your comment is so obviously photoshopped.
I think the Abe Simpson/Maude Flanders one is much more accurate
Very nice. I concur, although this is photoshopped as well.
Idiots you all just lost 5 I.Q. points…......
wow. people are stupid.
saying its photoshopped is just ironic and just a joke.
anyways,
the other day I went to cedar point,
I rode the maverick.
while on the ride,
i screamed OH MY FUCKING JESUS
I’M FUCKING RIDING JOHN MCCAIN.
and then I made little piggy noises.
Whoa
You obvoiusly have no clue about these candidates.
LAWLWHOA.
alright, number 1. nothing is photoshopped. just compared. number 2. pay attention to the presidental debates and focus on the issues at hand. not the way the canidates look. this thread is becoming rediculous.
-Joker Keyhello personally im english(after this comment someone will write about tea and scones and birtish stereotypes etc etc so feel free) and need take no real affair in all this. BUT!!!!!!!!!!
i feel that the world needs a big step forward im the way we think of each other racially and a black president could help that.
not to say you should vote fro him because of that but its a thought….
FEEL FREE TO MAKE FUN OF THIS COMMENT AND TELL ME TO MIND MY BUISNESS AND BE A BRITISHY FAGGOT ETC ETC....
from another English citizen, i thoroughly object to the last post…by still thinking of people as black and white rather than just as people we continue the stereotypes we claim to loathe so much. personally i’d go for Obama but only to keep Palin as far away from power as possible.
(please insult me without restraint if i’ve made any irritating spelling errors)
OMG you are so British. You eat your tea and scones at tea time. I bet you typed that message during tea time while drinking a cup of tea and eating scones.
And you do have a valid point. If the US, as one of the most powerful countries of modern times, was to get a black president, it would show how the US is obtaining a more global view rather than the narrow Caucasian Western view that is so stereotypically associated with the US. Yet this shouldn’t be the only reason one should vote for Obama.
Friggin’ hilarious Dude. Tea and scones at tea time. And eating those scones while typing during tea time and drinking tea. How British…They ARE so predictable, aren’t they? Drinking tea and eating scones at tea time, WHILST smoking a fag…....
Whoa.
That picture is funny…because the cartoons look like the people…and because John McCain is old and fought in a war and Cotton Hill is old and fought in a war…I get it.
Further, the comments about McCain and Obama make me afraid that you people will actually vote. So, to allay my fears somewhat (and to engender the wrath of the mighty intellects to follow my comment) I’ll give you these web addresses:
www.ontheissues.org
www.votesmart.org
www.factcheck.org
If you go there, you can find out where the candidates stand on the issues. Don’t cry foul play yet…Vote Smart was created by a Democrat…who lost to John McCain in Arizona…so if it is biased it’s probably biased the way most of you would want it to be. On The Issues uses direct quotes that can be cross referenced. Fact Check exposes lies in campaign advertising. See where the candidates stand on the issues that are important to you (being black and being old aren’t debatable issues). Then, look at their voting records to see if what they say about where they stand on the issues is really where they stand on the issues. Then, go vote for the candidate that holds similar views to you. Then, Yay Democracy!
Also, Obama has made it clear that he is against gay marriage just as John McCain though both of them say to leave it to the states. Neither supports deporting all illegal immigrants. If the war is the main crux of your interest then maybe you should look at the facts on other possibilities for war to see Obama’s feelings on war outside of the Iraq war. (He’s not against war, or the US being at war; see his comments on what he would do if Iran attacked Israel). McCain will keep the US in Iraq. Obama supports having troops out by 2009.
I’m not sure if it’s getting through but Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, etc all lie. They have an agenda. It’s not Democrat or Republican, Liberal or Conservative. It’s to get you to watch. Whatever makes money. Comedy Central is not a source of information about the candidates. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have tried to make this clear on numerous occasions. If you are voting because of the things you see on TV then: stop, take a breath, clear your head, establish what is important to you, read the facts, and vote.
Thank you.
Let the inane comments begin.
Woah ._.
I think its interesting cause those characters are somewhat similar. At least with the two older gentlemen. Not sure about the two different character personalities when it comes to Palin.
I think you all need to do a little research before posting and going half-cocked on these issues.
With that said-that picture is hillarious!
I’d tap Sarah Palin
yea too close
( =
oh come on – peggy hill is not a stupid tramp.
lol i thought she looked familiar
Say no to Obama !
Say no to socialism!
There’s socialism, and there’s socialist policies, and there’s a wide gulf between them.
Talk about the evils of socialism the next time you have to take unemployment, Medicaid, or Social Security. Talk about how we should all stand or fall on our own when your children lose their jobs and their homes and you don’t have the money to take them back into your home and support them without putting you out of house and home as well.
Safety nets are a humanitarian action, not something to be looked at as evil. Think before you spew, please.
Safety nets are a humanitarian action when used in moderation, socialized health care is not humanitarian. Spreading the wealth is not humanitarian, especially when Joe Biden can make $9,000,000,000 in 7 years and only donate $3,000 to charity in that same amount of time. Which would not be a big deal if he was not socialist.
It’s not socialized health care, you fucking ‘tard. It’s a government health insurance program designed to cover the uncoverable. Doctors are still private, you can choose to get normal coverage still, and everything’s still nice and capitalistic. If you are, however, down on your luck, you won’t die as result. You’d seriously argue against that?
Spreading the wealth? At which point did he tell me I was getting a check in the mail with his wife’s money?
Are you so scared of helping your fellow man that you have to troll the Internet trying to find people as gullible and cold-hearted as you?
Hmm…this looks familiar to me…do you have stairs in your house?
Stand by the stairs FTW.
lol
It’s honestly astounding how many dim-witted, ignorant, idiots still inhabit this country called America. I’m a registered independent, and I refuse to support either candidate due to the fact that neither of them accurately represent the people I think are the most important in the US. Namely me. What the future holds for America is blatantly obvious, Catastrophe. The combination of the above mentioned idiots and the one of the unqualified presidential candidates will bring about only ruin and strife. It really is sad when the intelligent people of this country are the minority. To clear up why I don’t like the candidates, I know it’s going sound shallow and selfish, but I’m a secular humanist that doesn’t believe in having ones morals derive from religion. Religion and politics should NEVER mix. But they do. And I weep. I want to move to Canada or great Great Britain, I’m sick of a mock democracy and false hope for a prosperous future. True Democracy is a lie, maybe if America had a suffix that was synonymous with “good” it would work, but sadly it doesn’t. BAH. I be rambling like the 94 year old man that I am inside.
Have a great day.
No, don’t you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!
Congrats on such a heavy win!
Too bad that everyone here is too busy arguing politics to see this supreme WIN!
Woah.
G’day mates, I really enjoyed the photo/cartoon likenesses a good joke.
The resulting political debate is an even better joke.
As a citizen of the 53rd State, still called Australia, I believe I should be allowed to vote in your elections. I’ve watched the televised debates and had a good laugh. You need a change of government, just as we did. We had the guts to kick the old guard out. It helps that we have compulsory voting.
Please care enough about the rest of us, who get no say, to get out there and vote. Pray that it gets counted properly by honest people. If the police allow you in to vote. We’ve seen what you call democracy and there has been none in the last two elections. It’ll be good to see your President off the pay roll of the Saudi Royal family too. They paid him heaps more than you did.
We don’t think we are inferior to any one. There just aren’t enough of us to go around picking fights. We let you guys do that. As good mates we back you up when we can. Good luck.
Skippy
This is just like Hitler or the Nazis!
If Obama wins
I will personally buy everyone that voted for him a pint down the pub
From England
wow… about all the president jazz, it’s not like the prez can hardly do anything anyway, it’s all congress…
hilariASS!
Whoa…
Or Shakespeare:
Whoa! Anon.
Whoa
Sarah Palin.
Parah Salin.
Either one is a NO.
cool stuff, i mean the pic not all of the other stuff. thank you so much votesmart. you provided the most factual and important info on this page with those links. why listen to the media’s corporate interest driven commentary? stop spouting off this unimportant celeb gossip dribble and learn about the candidates. oh and fire at will, if you truly believe that this country is heading for catastrophe (i think the whole world is) then you will never be able to help change things for the better if you leave. don’t lose hope and become what the media wants us to be…passive observeres to afraid to change the channel. love peace and chicken grease!
but dude king of the hill is awesome
well, If anybody had half a brain, they’d realise that american needs to go back under the regime of the Queen. They can’t govern themselves, they suck at it. You’re going to put either a really old guy, a black guy, or a power hungry woman into office. You country is in a low economic time, and yet, your candidates think war is going to change that? no. Let the Queen take over your country again. you’ll get an appointed govenor who will be like asking mommy for permission before you do anything. You’ve clearly abused your independence privilage, and should have that taken away. If that sounds too harsh, then vote in a random nobody who to change your country, not keep it the same. I think you should let a terrorist run your country.. it wouldn’t be much different from whats going on now. Bush is a terrorist… seriously, revenge is an act of terrosim. Therefore AMERICANS are democratic terrorists. Y’all are going to hell ya hear?
You really need to take some lessons in logic and argument.
just vote for who you want. you will not change anyones choice here
you shouldnt vote for someone just because he is black or she is a woman. THAT is ignorant.
I would just like to share with all of you an article from the NYtimes that may shed some light on our economic situation. I am a Mccain supporter. He opposes a lot of things George B does, but I can assure you, Obama will bring socialism to this country if we allow him to and electing him to the presidency is the first step. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9c0de7db153ef933a0575ac0a96f958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all
Dan, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, and I’m not usually one to out-right insult someone online, but this is inexcusable. You have to be the biggest idiot I have ever heard. AS IF Obama would ever have the power to turn our country into a communist one IF HE WANTED TO DO IT IN THE FISRT PLACE. How stupid are you, to think a guy who came from nothing to get the nomination for Democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America, would then strike away all the oportunities that allowed his greatness to rise to the top. ONLY AN IDIOT would think a person who loves his country so much, so much so that he got involved in helping to run it, that they would try to ruin it. HAVE YOU RUN FOR OFFICE LATELY??? It’s either that Dan, or you are literally brainwashed by the Republican party. Do you ACTUALY think, that someone who has taken part in our DEMOCRATIC process, would change it, even if he COULD?? Where do you get this notion that any one person could ever do such a thing? Are you that stupid Dan, or are you spreading propaganda, like the Russinas and Communists do. Are you a Communist Dan? You sure sound like one to me. Wake up man, stop trying to divide our country into sections of intolrance and ignorance. THINK for once, will you please??
OMFG I never lol’d so much reading comments as I have reading this. I’m from Ireland so I don’t really have a strong opinion on the the candidates. imho I think obama would better.
xxCrazyPixie1987xx I saw your comment and I laughed so hard. You win, and I hope you get an award. or a presidential place, you deserve it.
HAHAHAHA I just woke up my wife laughing at these posts.
You guys have to check out MrsVeep.com also for some good laughs. Just move and click your mouse around. It will have you rolling too.
Wow. It’s almost as if McCain’s campiagn committee chose Palin on purpose because of this uncanny resemblance. .....They already realized McCain was a spitting-image of the grandfather, who is an ornery asshole who loses his temper, so all they had to do next was find a “Peggy” look-alike who shares the same “oblivious-to-real-life” attitude.
Example: “Peggy” thinks she can speak Spanish fluently. She’s so ignorant (but her character is nice, I’m not bashing) to the fact that she can’t speak it well, that Mexicans laugh in her face when she tries – and she doesn’t even understand Spanish enough to know they are making fun of her…..Likewise with Palin, thinking she is knowlegable in world affairs and foriegn policy. Because Russia is close to Alaska, she actually thinks this makes her qualified to speak on matters of highly volatile world affairs. People laugh at her for this huge stretch of her imagination into thinking she’s a world leader, and she’s too stupid to realize it.
She’s as dumb as a stump when it comes to anything outside of Alaska, dumb as a stump about anything that has to do with women thinking for themselves, and dumb as a stump when it comes to realizing real-life is never always cut-and dry – like most idiot Conservatives think. I’m STILL trying to figure them out. Do they think America’s population is so easy to categorize, are they lopping off huge sections of the square peg of life, to fit in a round hole – on purpose, or without realizing they are?
Are they forcing their views in the minds of the poverty stricken where simplicity just doesn’t fit (because life isn’t that simple)? Are they ignoring blaring mistakes and consequences that come with being unbelievably ignorant? Who knows.But what I DO know, is that Conservatives are so wrong, because they are selfish. They can’t see past their own greed. God forbid anyone in this country should need help in feeding their family or sleeping under a roof. To Conservatives, it’s “their problem”
Just for example – for I could find no better example of a people who were so supportive of their own – imagine if you will our Native Americans in the height if their reign. We’ve all heard stories about how they lived, worked, and died for each other, right? Can you imagine them turning away members of any given tribe, casting out the elderly, sick, and weak?? No. They would never, it is CRUEL and against the survival instincts of a people (Conservatives by contrast, are missing that “survival of our people” gene). The tribes took care of each other, taught each other how to survive – even if someone didn’t get it right the first time. There were no “loosers”. Time was taken to make everyone’s life better by TEACHING the necessary skills to succeed in life to everyone. ........If there were a Conservative party within the Native American population back then, they surely would have died off before the settlers even got here.
Well, as a nation, we are one big tribe, one big family, and Consevatives are splitting us down the middle like an axe to firewood. They’re creating enemies within our own tribe, turning us against each other. But I think as a nation, we are finally waking up to evilness of their greed….They just want to get rich by overcharging everyone they can for anything they sell, hoard all the money, go hide in the hills, have nothing to do with the betterment of our people, and only hang out wiith each other while laughing the whole time at all the poor folk. They look for any reason whatsoever to lable someone “different”, including color of skin, financial standing, religion, and country of origin. They do this just to create a group of people they can feel “better than”. It’s all about feeling better than someone else. It’s a selfish, narcissistic way to live. Conservatives are narcissistic, they are ultra-selfish.
And they call Obama an “elitest”!!! Oh my God, what could be more “elite” than the members of the Conservative party?? They care about NO ONE but themselves and their precious millions. Not just comfortable money, but MILLIONS. And then ON TOP OF IT ALL, as if they don’t display enough obnoxiousness already, they want to pay less tax than the poor do!!!! If that isn’t the most ASS-BACKWARDS thing I ever heard in my life!!!: give welfare to the rich, and pay for all our Nation’s problems by taking it from the poor instead. —-It makes me SICK. —-Not only are they much more rich than most of us, they want EVEN MORE money while taking steps to make sure the poor have even less.
——DOWN with Conservative Republicans, DOWN with ultra-greed, DOWN with white-collar law breakers, DOWN with “trickle-down economics”, DOWN with John McCain and Sarah Palin. ——UP with the middle-class, UP for hard workers, UP with programs that eliminate ignorance, UP with keeping jobs here in America, UP with teaching skills to the poor, UP WITH TAXES FOR THE RICHEST OF THE RICHEST OF THE RICH (the top 5%)—-UP WITH THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!!!
I find it funny that the people spreading hate by saying we are headed for a catastrophe if Obama gets elected, —don’t realize we’ve been on that road for 8 stinking years!! What have you guys been doing? You don’t see that the surplus we had is now trillions in the red? You don’t see the money being hemmorraged overseas? For no damn good reason either, other than to secure oil and defense contracts! This war wasn’t WWII, this war wasn’t a “necessary war”......No one sees the stock market crashes and bank failings? The credit crunch? The forclosures in the tens of millions??? You guys don’t see that? WOW. We really have some ignorant people here in America, to think change could make things WORSE than George Bush’s policies. Thank God I have a brain that lets me see the wole picture, instead of just the elitist Conservative Republican picture. Wow, how opposite and backwards you guys are. Selfish greedy assholes, to be more accurate. So much so that you’ll distort facts to support your case. And you KNOW you’re doing it too, which makes it even worse. You’re all traitors in my eyes, enemies of the state. Sabatuers. You should all be kicked out of the country. Get out.
Democrats, Republicans – Fellow countrymen, lend me your ears.
Feel free to keep arguing (they love how you keep yourselves distracted) but it really doesn’t matter who you vote for, they’re just different routes to the same goals – goals of people who do not represent you. You’re presented with the illusion of a choice to keep you complacent enough to not fight back.
The stock-market “crash” is going to lead to the introduction of the “Amero” – a shared currency between Canada, Mexico, and the US. Doesn’t matter if McCain introduces it or Obama does, it’s going to be hailed as a heroic action, necessary to save our great country. Just like the introduction of the Federal Union (a centralized banking system, specifically forbidden by the Constitution) was presented to end the Great Depression and ensure that such a thing could never happen to our economy again… until it was convenient. We’re here to witness the next step towards a global currency, and as we should know by now; he who controls the money cares not who makes the laws.
I don’t want you to think that I am saying these things from a place of hopelessness – that’s far from the case. People are taking notice, people are not as stupid as we forum-dwellers are quick to suggest. There are many more who would welcome a change than we are led to believe, and many less uninformed sheep than we seem to think. Largely because of the internet, more people are starting to realize how little about the current government is what it appears to be, and I have faith that it will soon hit a point where we find the strength to say NO MORE.
Nothing has value until it’s value is believed by people. A dollar is just a piece of paper. No one has power unless it is recognized by others. In other words, their control is fueled by US.
By these same principles, you control a populous by controlling their beliefs. For our grandparents, religion was the best way to control belief, in our day we ask more questions, so the best method is the media. Control your own life, don’t let anyone or anything dictate what you believe. I believe that this self-serving dictatorship in disguise is nearing it’s end, and I believe that people are intelligent enough to evolve their patterns of thought away from the values and beliefs subtly suggested by television, school, advertisements – and everything you’re bombarded with 24/7, but don’t necessarily think about having an effect. Question, seriously and honestly, where your current beliefs came from. Do some research, your belief may be skewed, and can always be altered to better serve YOU. After all, a belief is just a thought you keep thinking.
Don’t just believe me, do some research. What I’m talking about is two steps beyond quantum physics – the power of the aware observer is unlimited.
We’re on the verge of recognizing that WE really do create reality. Cause and effect are not what we have been trained to think they are. What you believe shall be, shall be. So fear not, and have hope.
The apocalypse is coming, and it will be AMAZING. If you find yourself disagreeing, look up the definition of apocalypse and define your own belief, don’t waste your time calling me crazy. I already know.
Oh yeah… that picture was damn funny.
All the best conspiracy theories are based on truths. The problem is that the conclusion from those truths is skewed because the wrong set of truths is used to arrive at that conclusion.
Put another way: the dollar is having problems, the peso always is, but the “loon” is doing comparatively well. I sincerely doubt the representative countries would risk being involved with America’s currency, especially seeing what we’ve done to our own. If we can’t keep our own dollar worth something, there’s no reason to believe anyone would risk their own economy by linking their currency to ours.
What I find sad is the conservative idealists that are posting here are misinformed and terribly blind to anything thats painfully obvious to everyone else.
We are not socialists.
Let us analyze the facts before we start making labeled accusations, and not a slant on the facts that one would have us believe.
Fear is not the answer. Change is the answer.
I don’t want to make anyone’s head explode. I honestly read most of comments above, and alot of what is being said is strange and surreal to me.
What is wrong with socialism?
I live in a socialist country and life here is safe, happy and free.
There are no handguns (or any guns without excessive testing and fees) and thus almost no homicide.
Almost no one litters.
There is little smog.
Free healthcare (I would be dead without it)
Little to no crime rate (even in the area of drug abuse, which does not run rampant despite ‘leaner’ laws)
Open elections.
A welfare state supported by tax dollars.
Government controlled social services which include communication, heat and water.
Paid for child care.
Easily accesible student loans (although school should be free)
EI benefits which stretch as long ( or almost as long ) as your working peroid.
If not there is always welfare!
Or country has a strong currency despite our environmental concerns and a GDP. We live next door to war mongering assoles and still keep happy and healthy!
Everyone should just move to Canada.
With a conservative government, we are still more liberal than your democratic party.
By the by, liberal and social are good, not bad words.
Propaganda, greed and individualism are cultural by products, not human nation.
Long live socialism.
(no one mention Hitler, please do not break Godwin’s Law.)
I responded here because, honestly, the response to that is important.
Yes… they do look very similar…
Now… Go and find some cartoon images that look similar to Obama & Biden.
Just for kicks.
p.s. Wow… people really get off track here.
Oh my God, I am very surprised that in 2008 we still discuss same issues like years ago. So what if he is black, if he is a Muslim(muslims are smart people, they have oil, no smart Americans), so what if his father is black, if his mother is white, get over it AMERICA for God sake. If they are black, muslim ,white, etc. means nothing…Finally, we will get a President that can speak and say sentences without stupid mistakes…Obama is a smart American man, and let, for first time, this smart Black American lead this beautiful country and show other countries that we are better than Bush…Other thing is..I cannot believe how much AMERICANS HATE socialism and never ever live that life…They just cannot imagine life without medical bills, free college, owning your house, having a baby and staying home with little ones for 14 months, never have country in constant war and worry which is next..everybody is paying same taxes…Oh well AMERICA, I think YOU DO NOT DESERVE MR. OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT...YOU ARE GOOD AS IT IS…DO NOT CHANGE..YOU ARE PREFECT...
It’s not the voters that decide. It’s the vote counters.
Okay, fun’s over. Comments closed.