Blonde needs data, asks Crazy Dude. Crazy Dude answers in pancakes. Crazy Kid translates to Blonde, oogles her a little, gets upset at Dad, and the aliens impregnate a dog.
“I still hold. . . that the suburbs ought to be either glorified by romance and religion or else destroyed by fire from heaven, or even by firebrands from the earth.” — The Coloured Lands – G. K. Chesterton
11 years, 274 days since I married my Lady
8 years, 208 days since I started at Apple
4 years, 81 days since I left Apple
1 year, 315 days since Asher was born