“Making the landlord and the tenant the same person has certain advantages, as that the tenant pays no rent, while the landlord does a little work.” — “Hudge and Gudge,” What’s Wrong with the World – G. K. Chesterton
11 years, 316 days since I married my Lady
8 years, 250 days since I started at Apple
4 years, 123 days since I left Apple
1 year, 357 days since Asher was born