A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

— Homer S.

X-Files is methadone to Trekkies

December 28, 2006 - 9:38pm

X-Files is methadone to Trekkies

I love Perl as much as I love leather, spikes, and a safe word.

So this Zen master walks into a pizzeria, he says “Make me one with everything.”

Do not eat iPod shuffle.

November 28, 2006 - 1:06am

Do not eat iPod shuffle.

Every time you say Web 2.0, God kills a startup.

“We have had no good comic operas of late, because the real world has been more comic than any possible opera.” — G. K. Chesterton

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